Glenn Beck did not, in fact, rape a girl

12 September 2009


The reference therein is to this debunked rumor, complete with a false police report, suggesting Beck committed a rape in 1990.  The linked website refutes the rumor, as does the site set up to promote it, aptly called, which says that what they’re doing is an attempt to satirize tactics used by Beck himself.  Clearly, some people didn’t get it.  (Equally clearly, some people of my own ideological persuasion are just as stupid as those attracted to Glenn Beck.  Of course they’re in Adams Morgan.)

I suppose I compromise my own morals by promoting such a canard, but it is supposed to be satire and I really don’t like Glenn Beck and I really am desperate for visitors.  I think it’s about time I start believing in a moral system which simply takes the aggregate of lots of different motivations and adds the value together in a fairly random spastic way which reconfirms what I wanted to do in the first place.  Does such a thing exist?

Ethics is fun.

Props by the way to Andrew Fogle.  (Who of course was in Adams Morgan.)  Ironically this is at once the most comprehensible and most false communication I’ve ever had with you.


4 Responses to “Glenn Beck did not, in fact, rape a girl”

  1. ConcernedRepublican Says:

    Rape and murder are not funny!

    What are these moronic libtards communists thinking in making up these stupid rumors? Are they so desperate that they’ve been reduced to name calling?

    Idiots, all of them. I hope that website gets taken down FAST.

    I bet that ACORN is behind that site, stooping to a new low to silence Glenn Beck’s crusade in search of truth.

    Alleging that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 has got to be the stupidest thing ever.

    • Well, as a moronic libtard communist myself, I understand the frustration with Glenn Beck’s rather mindless, frothing approach to political commentary. It’s the sort of thing that risks doing real damage to the ultimate stability of our democratic system. But that the reaction of a few people is to generate a false charge like this shouldn’t be taken to mean that all those who deplore him have taken leave of their senses.

  2. Bloomy Says:

    He still hasn’t said whether he did or did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990. Why is he avoiding this question?

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