Saving America first: my fundraising appeal

Dear Fellow American:

I want to talk to you about something close to my heart.

BARACK OBAMA’S COMMUNISM.

Did you know that Barack Obama once took Russian classes?  YES.

Now, in Washington, Obama and his band of revolutionary socialist Wall Street mafiosi are putting together a plan to transform America from the boundless paradise envisioned by our Founders.

Obama has a different vision. Obama wants a country where government can come into your house whenever it wants, for whatever reason it wants – except if you want to be GAY MARRIED.

He wants to take your health insurance and give it to drug addicts.

He wants to PAY those drug addicts to abort your children.

He wants to gay marry your ABORTED CHILDREN.

Obama’s future is black indeed.

As a patriot, a lover of freedom, a God-fearing American, a veteran of the 403rd Technical Clerical Brigade Group of the Florida Air National Guard Reserve and a proud father of between one and three young children, I’m deeply concerned.

But there’s HOPE, friends. And not the kind draped in a rainbow flag and very little else.

WE THE PEOPLE, and the people who we are, can stop the Obama Agenda.

That’s where you come in. I pray and beseech earnestly the Lord above, Holy be His name, that you’ll send me $35.

Barack Obama is a radical liberal who is so radical that even liberals are frightened of his radicalism. Barack Obama is the most radical figure to occupy the presidency since radicalism began in 1933.

Barack Obama wants government to control business, inmates to control prison and children to control daycare. He wants to devolve government power to his cronies in far-left pressure groups and raise taxes to pay them for it. He wants to take out a mortgage against America – FROM CANADA.

He wants the government to slide its warm, wet, slithery tentacles into the untouched sanctuary of the American home. He wants to invade your most sacred of places until you and your family are utterly BROKEN.

Most of all Barack Obama wants to completely destroy the only thing keeping America straight – conservatism. He wants to BREAK us, too, FORCEFULLY and WITHOUT MERCY.

Just consider Obama’s ties with the Sierra Club.

For years Obama has conferred with, supported and even listened to the Sierra Club and their anarchist supporters.

So close is Obama with the Sierra Club that he adopted a spotted owl – AS HIS PRESS SECRETARY.

But the Sierra Club is an organization of only the most pungent and rank EVIL, who have been investigated for hatred against America in at least 52 states. Its workers have been repeatedly charged with inciting underage illegal alien baby animals to violence against their human masters.

Yet Obama not only supports them – he relies on them to pass his budget.

They are just one of the many tools in his arsenal of hate. He uses them because he doesn’t just want to stop us…

…HE WANTS TO IMMOLATE US. ONLY TOTAL EVISCERATION WILL SATISFY HIM. HE WANTS TO REND US APART AND EXTINGUISH THE FAINTEST RESISTANCE TO OUR EXTERMINATION SO THAT HE CAN LIQUIDATE ALL THAT WE STAND FOR.

That’s the reason he’s pushing for ObamaCare.

Once every American has health care, Obama will have our Founding Fathers at his mercy. He will do with them what he pleases. Their dreams, their desires – he will control them mind, body, and if he likes, soul.

US TOO.

This black day for America can get blacker still.

There aren’t enough of us in Congress to halt Obama’s march to destruction. Somehow, because of trickery, manipulation and terror, congressional Republicans are almost irrelevant.

But I’m fighting back against Obama’s sinister shinkansen to socialism.

And I need your $35.

The American Conservative Unity Network Taskforce (ACUN Taskforce) is resisting the Obama agenda.

We aren’t just supporting ANY Republican candidate…

We are dedicated to electing only the most HARD BOTTOMED conservative leaders of tomorrow.

Our fightback has to begin right where American democracy has always lived – in the United States Congress.

Now OF COURSE you OBVIOUSLY see that what we’re doing needs your donation of $35, $37.50, $42.25, $46.94, $53.o1 or $55,100.

There’s almost no time left! Quick!

Only you can stop Obama’s plan to destroy the legacy of RONALD REAGAN. Barack Obama is the ANTIREAGAN.

Ronald Reagan’s love of our country, commitment to freedom, and completely unimpeachable commitment to virtue saved America…

… AND DESTROYED LIBERALISM.

But now Obama wants to try again. I’m not giving in. I’m going to stand and fight to the bitter end.

This battle is happening today!

But it won’t be easy.

To fight we need the ACUN Taskforce to mobilize within the next 48 hours.

We can pull the snow-white rug of justice right out from under the dark feet of oppression if…

1) You sign that support pledge thing.

2) You send back IMMEDIATE REINFORCEMENT of $35, or even as much as $52.13, $74.94 or $119,050.

The more you help, the less America suffers.

It’s just that simple.

Your American friend,

Peter Wahlberg

P.S. ACUN Taskforce is a unique group dedicated to halting Obama’s march to the gulags.

We need your help! So please sign the pledge thing and send it back WITH YOUR MOST GENEROUS GIFT of $35, $67.82, $348.90 or $167,600.

The poetry of Harry Reid

From Politico:

“Remember, a public option is a relative term,” Reid said. “There’s a public option, there’s a public option, and there’s a public option. And we’re going to look at each of them.”

Uh… no.  There’s a public option, there’s a public option, and there’s a public option.  And they’re all the public option.  But thanks for that.

Though I suppose he’s right in the sense that no matter what a public option looks like he’s perfectly incapable of preventing any of these children from being devoured by Cronus, especially when there’s a half-billion dollar effort afoot to defeat the public option (and keep the bill, now that includes a mandate to buy health insurance at perhaps the worst possible time since World War II).

Of course this appeared in a British, not American, paper.  I don’t think it’s a cover up.  I think we’re just deadened to the influence of this money in the legislative process.  Given the expense of electoral politics these days, why not?

Perhaps processes like these would be a mite easier, if not more civil if we asked the question “Why not?” – and forbade mention of Hitler, or Stalin, or anybody wanting anyone else dead, in the answers.