Thoughts, 9 November

10 November 2009

  • I enjoy it when a man named Boehner is sloppy about pronouncing his words. I did not enjoy it, however, when I discovered that he isn’t the congressman that represents the town in Glee.
  • When fire drills occur, people who leave the building after an allotted times should be directed into “corpse zones.” They should be informed that had this been an actual fire, they would be statistically dead, and should then be taunted by those who were more prompt.
  • I have not once heard anyone talk ironically about Kaká.
  • I don’t like to think of myself as unemployed. I prefer to think of employment as unhuman. Of course continued unemployment will make me unhuman, too, so in a sense I have already lost.
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The unemployment rate has dropped for the first time in… awhile.  I attribute this to the peerless victory of Our National Treasure yesterday evening.

In other news, in pace requiescat John Waters.